Smile Politely columns:
Attempts at Humor
Hoarding Food for the Apocalypse (11/13/08)
Why the World Should Be Ruled by Robotic Overlords (9/25/08)
How to Politicize Child Safety (5/26/08)
Married People Rock (7/15/08)
The Washington Street Parade (7/8/08)
University of Illinois Chief Illiniwek Controversy
The Sinner's Guide to the Chief Illiniwek Debate (10/1/09)
Dancing Privileges (11/17/08)
"Wrastlin' Abe" named new University of Illinois mascot (4/1/09)